The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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