talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
