What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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