I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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