I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I didn't notice because vodka
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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