I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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