i would punch a child for taco bell
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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