thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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