is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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