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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
