Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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