My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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