it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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