therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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