You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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