Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Holy shit dude........stairs
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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