Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
