I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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