guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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