it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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