ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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