This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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