The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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