I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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