You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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