Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
