Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Come share oat with me in your robe
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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