This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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