big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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