we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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