It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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