I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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