youre lurking in front of me
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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