he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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