Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I could fuck to npr.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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