So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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