so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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