TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I think people are normalizing furries
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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