Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
