Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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