I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you traded sex for a burrito?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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