My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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