whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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