I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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