ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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