yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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