CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Are we still banned from the library?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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