every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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