so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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