where am i from again
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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