She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
should my penis look like a turkey
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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