Dual....:-)
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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