Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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