i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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