we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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