brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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