thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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